I watched the show and now I'm obsessed with it but I missed some of the things that they were saying because of their accents. So does anybody know any good/funny quotes from BE the Musical. The Broadway one, because I know some of the lines were changed. So far I have (not exact words):
Mrs. Wilkinson: Now Billy, I've been thinking about the Royal Ballet School
Billy: Aren't you a bit old, miss?
Michael (wearing dress and talking about dance): They'll think you're mental.
Michael (talking about cross dressing): Me dad does it all the time!
Debbie: I'll show you my fanny, if you like.
(long pause)
Billy: Nah, I'm alright.
Billy (reading letter): William Elliot.... is queer....?
(long pause)
Dad: ESQUIRE!!
Mrs. Wilkinson: She must have been a very special woman.
Billy: Nah, she was just me mum.
Billy: Grandma, do you really not remember about Granddad?
Grandma: Course I do! How could I forget about your granddad, Billy? We were married for 33 years.
Billy: What was he like?
Grandma: He was a complete... bastard.
Billy: I don't want a childhood! I want to be a ballet dancer!
Michael (talking about ballet): Do you get to wear a tutu?!
Billy: Just because I like ballet, doesn't mean I'm a poof, you know.
That's all I have and I know that it is already a lot but I want more so help me please!!!|||advertisementDad: Listen, have you noticed anything weird about our Billy lately?
Tony: What are you after like, a list?
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Billy: Just because I like ballet doesn't mean I'm a poof, you know.
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Mrs. Wilkinson: Find a place on that bloody wall and focus on that spot. Then whip your head 'round and come back to that spot. Prepare!
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Mrs. Wilkinson: Right, Mr. Braithwaite, "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow".
[to herself]
Mrs. Wilkinson: Fat chance!
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Billy: So what about your mother? Does she have sex?
Debbie: No, she's unfulfilled. That's why she dances.
Billy: She dances instead of sex? Your family's weird!
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Billy: I don't want a childhood. I want to be a ballet dancer.
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Billy: All right, all right, don't lose your blob!
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Billy: Miss, you don't fancy me do, do you?
Mrs. Wilkinson: No, Billy. Funnily enough, I don't. Now piss off!
Billy: [smiling] Piss off yourself.
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Dad: I'm bustin' my *** for those 50 pences and you're - look, from now on, you stay here and look out for your Nana. Got that? Good.
Grandma: They used to say I could have been a professional dancer if I'd had the trainin'!
Dad: WILL YOU SHUT UP?
Billy: I hate you! You're a bastard!
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Grandma: I used to go to ballet.
Billy: See?
Dad: All right for your Nana, for girls. No, not for lads, Billy. Lads do football... or boxing... or wrestling. Not friggin' ballet.
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Mrs. Wilkinson: Please yourself, darlin'.
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Debbie: If you want, I'll show you me fanny.
Billy: Nah, I'm all right.
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Mr. Braithwaite: You look like a right wanker to me, son.
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Mrs. Wilkinson: This'll sound strange, Billy, but for some time now I've been thinkin' of the Royal Ballet School.
Billy: Aren't you a bit old, miss?
Mrs. Wilkinson: No, not me... you! I'm the bloody teacher!
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Billy: I don't want to do your stupid audition. You only want me to do it for your own benefit!
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[Billy falls to an opponent at boxing]
George: Jesus Christ, Billy Elliot! You're a disgrace to them gloves, your father, and the traditions of this boxing hall!
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[Billy is dancing while walking]
Dad: Is that absolutely necessary? Walk normal!
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Tony: You're a ballet dancer, then let's be havin' it!
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Billy: So, what's it like, like?
Dad: What's what like?
Billy: London.
Dad: I don't know, son. I never made it past Durham.
Billy: Have you never been?
Dad: Why would I want to go to London?
Billy: It's the capital city!
Dad: Well, there are no mines in London.
Billy: Jesus Christ, is that all you think about?
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[at the theatre]
Tony: What the bloody hell are you doing here?
Michael (Aged 25): I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
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Michael: Oi, dancing boy!
[Billy runs to Michael]
Dad: We'll miss the bus, Billy!
Tony: Will you stop being an old ******* woman?
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Billy: Tony, do you ever think about death?
Tony: **** off.
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Mrs. Wilkinson: So. Do we get the pleasure of your company next week?
Billy: It's just, I feel like a right sissy.
Mrs. Wilkinson: Well don't act like one. 50p please. And if you're not coming again give us your shoes.
Billy: [thinks] No, you're all right.
Mrs. Wilkinson: Right.
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